three in the morning productions

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The only highlight to Mock U.N. for me this year will be in the debate that I'm sure is to center around the resolution I've completed just tonight. And it's amusing to me because I'm not exactly pro-American policy and yet I've managed (masterfully I must say) to capture the arrogance and impetuousness so typical to Americans. Hehe, the true challenge will be in the restraint from vetoing my own resolution. Originally we were going to be Great Britain but I acquiesced to pressure only because of the need for a competent U.S. delegation--that--and they also promised me I could do my Indian war dance during the procession. But they tricked me. They absolutely tricked me. There's to be no war-whooping Yeha-Noa at all.

I chuckle to know that I can be at fault for being an influence--if but a small one. But I do hope Bill enjoys watching Amelie.

Well out of sheer boredom, I found a charming little gadget, The Advertising Slogan Generator.

Kids Will Do Anything For Kareen. (*eyebrow raise* Oh really...?)
Dude, You're Getting a Kareen! (satisfaction not guaranteed)
You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Kareen. (That's funnier than I care for you to understand)
A Kareen Is Forever. (Without the lifetime warranty)
Happiness is a Cigar Called Kareen. (Hey man, pass the Kareen)
It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Kareen. (Make the decision today!)
With A Name Like Kareen, It Has To Be Good. (That's Karen, with two e's)

And my person favorite:
Give the Dog a Kareen.

11.21.02 - 9:22 p.m.

	phaser The only highlight to Mock U.N. for me this year will be in the debate that I'm sure is to center around the resolution I've completed just tonight. And it's amusing to me because I'm not exactly pro-American policy and yet I've managed (masterfully I must say) to capture the arrogance and impetuousness so typical to Americans. Hehe, the true challenge will be in the restraint from vetoing my own resolution. Originally we were going to be Great Britain but I acquiesced to pressure only because of the need for a competent U.S. delegation--that--and they also promised me I could do my Indian war dance during the procession. But they tricked me. They absolutely tricked me. There's to be no war-whooping Yeha-Noa at all. I chuckle to know that I can be at fault for being an influence--if but a small one. But I do hope Bill enjoys watching Amelie. Well out of sheer boredom, I found a charming little gadget, The Advertising Slogan Generator. Kids Will Do Anything For Kareen. (eyebrow raise Oh really...?) Dude, You're Getting a Kareen! (satisfaction not guaranteed) You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Kareen. (That's funnier than I care for you to understand) A Kareen Is Forever. (Without the lifetime warranty) Happiness is a Cigar Called Kareen. (Hey man, pass the Kareen) It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Kareen. (Make the decision today!) With A Name Like Kareen, It Has To Be Good. (That's Karen, with two e's) And my person favorite: Give the Dog a Kareen. 11.21.02 - 9:22 p.m.